Age/Gender: 25, Male
Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada, Earth
Job: Possessing this body
I am classified as a human people person man. I require the consumption of organic nutrients in order to continue existing in the way I am now. (not that I've ever tested the reality of this hypothesis)
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32 Reviews | 11 w/ Responses
Dude :o
You make cool stuff.
Author's Response:
thanks man! there's more stuff on the way. :)
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For some reason it sounds like it has something to do with a burger franchise to me. Maybe I shouldn't try to hear individual words in heavy metal.
"Can you say it's in my eye - can you say it's also from you - the burger is now toooo HIIIGHH - to put an end to the pain I can nooot - you don't make ends meat - so I clench my hands up to exist - but fucking aaaaaaaaaghhh! the pain is from my haircut - burrrn meee" (etc)
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That.. umm.. "whackity-whackity" drum thing.. at around 3:30... reminds me of stereotypical independant / student / claymation films. Maybe with kind of flickery lights / old chairs :p
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At 30s in, the pirate in question has clearly been condemned to a life of land-lubbin' for some reason, and he/she is looking back on his/her ship.
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"I lost 7.4 brain cells.. brain cell loss != score"
Sound:
Very disjointed; not pleasent to hear.
Humour:
Extremely juvenile (my apologies if you are in fact a child), and also racist.
Effort:
Doesn't seem to be any really.
Conclusion:
1/10 for not passing out while making bathroom noises.
Author's Response:
- It's not supposed to be pleasant to hear... CockRider music is supposed to piss people off.
- I'm not a child, nor am I racist... How the FUCK can you find this racist?
- There was no effort involved in this, thank you for noticing...
- I didn't pass out because I've got a massive cock.
Suck it you gay!
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...This is clearly directly from Battlefield 2.. not a remix.
If by some stroke of fairy magic it WAS a remix, then it's not so much a remix as "an exact duplicate".. using the exact same instruments with absolutely no change..
..which would be strange for something which "you didn't even know where it was from".
>_>
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"The monster awakens ..and then J.Bond does a flip?"
Me:
searchy searchy.. yawn.. clicky clicky...
...
...ZOMFG!
It sort of turns from "danger and drama" to "cheesy action" somewhere in the middle, but in the very least, the first third is awesome.
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sort of triumphent and.. I dunno.. can't put my finger on it
(dunno what the 2 second crowd sample in the middle was for though)
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dew dew da, dew dew dew dew da
daaaamnnn yuuutahhhhh
dew dew dew da (etc)
Also, it's awesome.
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..this was submitted about 5 years ago by someone else. (Ryanitto)
Author's Response:
Yea i have submitted the wrong file format and i'm dealing with the problem. until i get this problem taken care of i won't be submitting =/.
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