Flyborg's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Massacre : RB2]

I don't like it, personally.

9 in graphics, because that part impressed me (I suck at graphics) but I just don't see the humour / entertainment in watching people suffer. It's just this new "fad" I don't enjoy. :/

Snakejohnson responds:

Mankind has always enjoyed the suffering of others. Just look at all the torture devices that have been invented. Look at mustard gas, theres nothing quick and painless about that death. Hell look at reality TV. That's all about watching other people suffer so that we can feel better about ourselves.

[Track & Field]

Why is there no play button?

As much as I like crappy looking pseudo-sprites being "animated"... I don't.

[Daydreams]

"But nobody really cares" What? I mean yes. True.

I was pretty much just waiting for something to happen. I mean, a bunch of random stuff happened, but it was all really the same - random "stuff" just moved - erm, tweened in a straight line - by the screen. For something called "daydreams" I'd expect at least some mildly creative stuff to go by (not that that would be entertaining all that much either, unless it was REALLY good) but the only really creative looking things were the sprites - which aren't yours. Why would you"imagine" things which already exist anyway? All in all the ending was funny (mostly the commentary) but the movie lacked in graphics, and did not hold my interest in any way. Musical choice fit. I'm sure the inside jokes were funny to whoever was sopposed to get them.

Aaron-the-wolf responds:

Oh...well you obviously didn't find the very obvious button that makes cool things happen!like explosions,and hookers falling from the sky!So...You say "why would I imagine things which already exist",well...I supposed every thought in my head is supposed to be origional...you know...every good parody starts with others work to play off on.It obvious that you don't see the great jokes everyone else has seen....perhaps you aren't looking hard enough.

[counting bodies/neocon]

Awesome

There were bad points and good points though. I like the all the parts with the news, especially fox, and the messages portrayed. A bunch of stuff skipped past the corners of the screen fast, and there was only one actualy quote that I saw. For me, too much time was spent on the recruiting and converting and less on the message - it kind of made it less powerful. All in all, it was too "in your face" to recieve NG recognition, but I admire your guts to make something like this. Also, much graphics were lacking - epsecially the blue and red guys with their blue and red random-looking gradients. The backgrounds were also a little lackluster. Nice choice of music.

If it had better graphics, and had an even more in-your-face message (by means of the news text, quotes, and exxagerations of reality) it would be quite an awesome piece. I did like the "news" (AKA propoganda) that you did show, and the one quote. Should have had more. The American flag over the heathan countries was good, along with the calm talks about making them christian and the notes about destroying toronto. Basically - less random marching (although some of it did look cool, especially the propaganda-phant) and more message.

[Disgaea: Episode 4]

Sprite movie MK2?????

Argh... 9 in sound cus the voice acting was decent.... But... It's just "sprite movie mark 2". Yay sprite - type - things. Ok they're not really sprites but the idea of making a movie using nothing of your own... Worse than clocks.

[American Idle]

WTF

I see they're using this as the newgrounds logo thing now... that was a surprise. (In top left, the NG button, that is. In case you didn't notice.)

[Miss.Dynamite XVII]

As much as I enjoy seeing shiny flash characters..

The only one who could have enjoyed that is the prepubescant male at the end... or... erm... half of newgrounds (same thing). Seriously, it wasn't funny or entertaining on any level either. You get a 10 in graphics and the sound was decent, but as far as plot goes, that was just unholy. I mean.... argh. "Oh look the flash characters are lesbos gafaw gafaw gafaw that is teh seks omgf!!111!!" :|

[Clay Pigeons Ep. 1]

....

It's just - a video from garys mod. It's not even the most creative use of the mod in the world. And there's only one. Meh. Why just take some random video of some random part of garys mod?

[CCTT #1 Bracket A]

argh

the menu ... was ... so ... frustrating ... it just faded ... slowly ... from section ... to ... sec ... ti ... o ... n. (You get it)

The movies were funny though, even though I don't really like clocks all that much.

And to the last guy who said "you insulted america - what's wrong with you - blam this" that is retarded. When it's a high crime to make a passing joke using a certain country as the butt, that's scary. Maybe he should join the army and fight for freedom?

PS: First movie was funniest, me thinks.

PPS: Why the hell did strawberry clock sound like a human...??!?

PPPS: Style and graphics are low because they're clocks. Interactivity is 0 because the menu is F*CKING KILLING ME!

MawOfTheDragon responds:

Menu worked fast for me. Try turning down the quality.

[Twelve Short Cartoons]

Buahaha

Okay, so the graphics were crappy - but not the toons. The best being the wrong number, the mountain climber (although it started with worse graphics than normal even), and the hot dog. Advice: Improve graphics a tad, don't say they're bad in the description, and if you don't like all of them, include LESS! If there are 5 good ones don't but in 12 - more is not better. It's better if people are only left with good to remember (for rating's sake). Anyway good work and voices weren't bad either, it's just the graphics were obviously beginner. Funny stuff.

Crumie responds:

Yeah well i've been doing flash for over a year, so they aren't beginner lol. Im just to lazy to add details. I need a drawing pad thing cuz i do my best drawing with a pen not a mouse.