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That was... Umm... Great.

Are you serious? What.. the.. fudge.

Please note that I didn't just give the ratings all zeros because I didn't find the movie entertaining on any level, but that I actually thought long and hard for each and every well deserved zero.

I know it only took "a couple days", but still; there's laziness, and there's THIS. :-/

ABob responds:

You have obviously not have thought very hard because......

Graphics:The graphics were right there shining beatifully
Sound:LOTS OF IT! The MUSIC in the back was Imperial march!Blasting at MAX vol.
Interactivity:Ever thought the preloader had any interactions?Such as the very POPULAR "PLAY" button?
Style:LOTS OF IT!The style was Star Wars and NG based stuff!Such as me kicking TomFulp's(NG user)butt and while he slashes the hell out ABob's face(NG user)with a lightsaber(Star Wars).
Violence:Your OBVIOUSLY blind.
Humor:This is really your own opinion.

I am sure about this and i think your were too damn lazy to really think how good this movie was......
OH..and about that lazyniess CRAP! Well let me tell you something you BlueTestacle!i was up 12:00 in the morning wrking on this,bound to throw my guts out and you call that lazy!??!
FUCK YOU!!

It wasn't too short, for an internet movie.

But it also wasn't really entertaining any more then some random show you might find on saturday morning... Sound was good. Graphics were average. Maybe youngens might find it funny. Style was uninspired.

Not to insult ep 1 and 2

But this is the only one I could bear to watch. It had a really EXCELLENT cinematic quality to it. The drawings themselves still weren't the best, but you used a lot of movie clips for some neat graphical effects, and it worked... Although the clips of people walking through the forest took a little long, especially on high quality. (stick _quality = "MEDIUM"; on the first frame if people are too lazy to change it by the way). Other then that I really didn't need to see the other movies to like this one. The serious cinematic quaility and seriousness more than made up for the "boringness" as some called it. I hate when people have short attention spans...

Anyway great movie, there's definately not much that could make it better. (Some of the drawings could have been better though, that way the movie-clip effects would have ENHANCED the graphics instead of making up for them. Although some of the art was also kickass though). I'm not sure if more sound would have been good. The only-music thing was kind of neat, and the music fit.

Well that was the longest review I've ever written, I think.
Good work. You're definately off to a good start. :)

Michelangelo responds:

none taking, indeed
i do agree with you.
i even cringe at my
previous works, but
when my skills are at
its best, i will go back
and remake those episodes,
hopefully with some voices.
thank you...
thank you...
tnak you.

Please...

Stop making daily toons. What is the point??? Seriously. They just aren't .... anything. If I wanted useless boring movies I'd get an 8 year to mash the keyboard with Flash open for 30 seconds, and watch the result.

MORE IS NOT BETTER!!!!

what the fuck was that????

What is everyone's problem? It is SO front page material. You only need good graphics for non-humor... (Although a little better drawings might have helped a little....)

Not bad, just not really good either

The joy of "spell check" in flash - it took me a while to find that handy little tool...

The concept was good, but the voices and "animation" wasn't so good. The gun shot zombie door really didn't need to be on screen for so long.

What the hell was that?

Indeed.

Part of it was funny but it went off in some weird "stick fight" direction... Still good though.

Wow this creeps me out

Yeah.. I.. Uhh.. Remember some of this. How ironically eery. I wish I knew what parts of this were inspired by what...

omg wtf

"Do monkeys have fingernails? No."

Indeed.

I expected pure crap from the title and honestly I'm not quite sure what I got... But it was funny.

Lord-Sonx responds:

funny thing is, monkeys DO have finger nails! i have finger nails so it must be true!

Could use some voices... Or something...

Makes me want to play DOD...

KillMoochie responds:

DOD? thanks for the review

I am classified as a human people person man.

Helmi Bastami @Flyborg

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Algonquin College of Arts/Tech

Ottawa, Canada

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