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blorpy snorziborg gorg blorg snorg

Just a few questions:
(1) Who's this "Mindchamber" and why do I care?
(2) Why is my head on fire?
(3) Aaaauuuughhh oh god it burns!!!

Haha. Haha. Haha.. OMFG AAAAAAAAAAAGH!

The ups:
*It was very funny
*It was very well animted

The downs:
*I'M FREAKING DEAF NOW THANKS A BUNCH

Recommendations:
Please turn the volume down on the beep for the courtesy of those wearing headphones. You can still update before there are 5,000 views. Also it would help if it didn't loop at the beep so I don't keep watching waiting for it to continue while my ear drums are subjected to torture. I'd rather have a "replay" button than hear that glorious tone for eternity.

factual problem, but still awesome

Not only are they not spiders but their size has been exxagerated, and they dont attack people.. they attach themselves to camels and act like parasites.

but that aside, this was surprisingly funny and unexpected. awesome work. really didnt expect that ending.

Falconer02 responds:

Thank you! They dont do anything to camels actually. That's one of the myths about them. They're called Camel Spiders simply because they live in the desert. And they bite if provoked.

woo

Woo you rock..
I admit the sound was bad - sounded like you just recorded with sound recorder and didnt change volumes.. most was quiet but would randomly be loud and occasional air puff sounds against the mic.

Graphics.. well, simple, but it doesnt need to be awesome for humour. most importantly it was animated very well, and im sure the graphics will get better too through time. Also handy style of using "stick" apendages for easy animating but normal bodies and stuff.

Over all quite funny / random and I'm sure you'll make even cooler stuff in the future.. mostly fix the sound thing I guess; graphics progress naturally and they really weren't a problem.

lollerskates

It's been a while since I added something to favourites..

lol @ the motion tween thing with LF.. I like motion tweens.. they're handy. ;)

The ending rocked too.. all of them.

wtf... No.

Uhh... yeah... umm... it looked like he was masturbating, but he was actually grating cheese. <sarcasm> What an incredibaly entertaining and highly creative joke. I totally never saw that coming. And it took all of 12 seconds. Woo. </sarcasm>

THANKS A LOT, ASS-WIPE.

I wasn't going to review this when I saw it a few days ago, but...

THIS LITERALLY HAUNTS ME IN MY DREAMS.

I don't know if it's a normal strategy to mix voice + music, but that's hella memorable. (wtf I said hella. only asian people say hella!)

Even though the animation was.. umm.. not good, and the getting-shot could have looked much better without even trying too hard, I have to give it a 10.

I am told that sound > animation, and this prooves it.
Freaking musical Jesus.

You are a threat and must be destroyed.

I missed some of the credits at the end, and I know you didn't pick the music - but I just don't understand how you animated much of this yourself. I'm just learning some of the techniques you used in there myself. (like the "fake" lighting and effects you just can't do in Flash, so you have to learn to mimic them or look at how others have done it. How did you learn all those Flash tricks??)

If you animate just as well 3 years from now , it will still be excellent (although by then hopefully you'll have learned flash enough to work faster and more efficiently - it's handy). There was very little lacking, although there wasn't much of a plot, but the graphics made up for that.

Good luck pwning us all in the future.

Galenlome responds:

Glad to see some people with a sense of humour.
Thanks for the positive comments, and yeah since I made this, I've learned to animate a lot quicker, and my next animation should be out...in a while..

meh

well part of it was funny, and some of the characters were drawn interestingly, but there seemed to be a lot of points of long pauses for no reason or something happening that isn't funny for a long period. It was pretty lengthy though to make up for that I guess.

W0000t!... sort of.

Due to the name of the movie and the picture, I assumed this was going to be complete c*** like so many other "Person A or B is stupid and or ugly" movies. But apparently it's hilarious.

Unfortunately, it IS wayyyy to short.

Also, I can't really give you all that much credit for it since you apparently just took the audio and thus plot from a radio show.

On the other hand, upside down Jesus and the little terrorist birds were funny, so I guess the plot was improved by your involvement.

I am classified as a human people person man.

Helmi Bastami @Flyborg

Age 39, Male

Possessing this body

Algonquin College of Arts/Tech

Ottawa, Canada

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